The Penis Poem

Now, I know it sounds rather silly
But sometimes I wish I had a willy
Oh if only I could have a dick
I would use it to pull off a trick.
I would put it out in public for everyone to stare,
I would design matching outfits for it to wear
My wonderful trouser snake, my penis, my cock,
The master key to open any kind of lock
If I could have a penis, I know what I would do
I would put it in her, and I would put it in her,
And then, I would put it inside you
Now dont you get me wrong
If nothing else works out, I'll masturbate all day long.